Tuesday, July 26, 2011

how to be a successful fashion blogger

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  • Wear so many rings that you are unable to type or hold a pen.
  • Have lots of nice clothes and no discernable source of income.
  • Always have clean hair. If your hair is not freshly clean, it may also be sexily-disheveled. Bonus points if you can rock the blogger bun.
  • Find a hot photographer boyfriend.
  • Live somewhere temperate. Weather cannot interfere with your sartorial instincts.
  • Be pretty.
  • Be thin. Alternatively, be curvy. Spend a lot of time talking about the fact that you are curvy.
  • Find other successful fashion blogger friends. Say you met them on the internet. Say they are your style soulmate.
  • Wear some kind of unconventional hat.
  • Convince the sexy professional photographer boyfriend to propose so that you can plan your wedding on the internet.
  • Learn to sew.
  • Drink lots of tea.
  • Spend a lot of time keeping your house clean and doing DIY projects. You don't have a job anyway, remember?
  • Cry when that Alexander McQueen exhibit opens. Say it was life-changing.
  • Love animals.
  • Go to brunch.
  • Wind up in a magazine for reasons no one understands.
  • Go to glamorous parties with important people that you went to high school with.
  • Have beautiful friends.
  • Master the art of being nice on the internet.
  • Learn how to smile while looking down with one hand on your hip.
  • Discuss the moral ambiguity of your favorite leather jacket.
  • Lust after something.
  • Possess a mysterious magnetism and charm so strong that it is evident even on the internet.
  • Develop a cult of personality

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